Don’t forget to tip your driver.

Always wear a shirt and shoes. Stand behind the yellow line. No food, no loud music, all beverages must have a lid. Sandals are not favored but everybody wears them in the summer. Stand clear of the closing doors. If you find gum under your seat it means that tomorrow will rain. Choose long routes at night and short ones during the day. If it’s too hot outside skip your stop and ride a little longer. People take a nap in the back seats. Carry a few coins inside your sock. Hold your breath if you pass a cemetery. Look out the window and FIND the horizon. Count the windows of the tallest building. Guess the number of birds you’ll encounter.

And don’t forget to say goodbye.